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  1. Workhorse lyrics
Work Horse
Work Horse!
I never get a day's rest
Puttin my patience to the test
This shit is wearin me out
Ya when I'm not workin I just gotta lie down
I don't know how much I can take
If it weren't for her I might break
You're putting this shit on me
Then the ends better justify the fucking means

Work Horse! 

2. Fuck the Radio lyrics
Fuck The Radio
I don't care if the radio's free 
All these songs sound stupid to me
Fuck the radio
The bands they're playing aren't from my scene
And some what's worse are a cheap mockery
Fuck the radio
I just threw up in my mouth
And this song makes me wanna kill myself
It fills my heart with rage
The bullshit music that they're makin today
I'll piss on their shoes and say...

Fuck the Radio
Cuz it's not for me and it never will be
I'll keep it underground and I'll keep it unclean

They play this shit at my work all day
And I feel sick like it's washing my brain
Fuck the Radio
I'll change my mind when they change their ways
But until that happens I'll name it a waste
Fuck the Radio
I just threw up in my mouth 
And this song makes me wanna blow my brains out
I'm filled to the brim with the rage
The bullshit music that they're making today
I'll spit in their face and say fuck you!

Fuck the Radio
Cuz it's not for me and it never will be
I'll keep it underground and I'll keep it unclean

3. Rudecore lyrics
Rudecore
Ain't nothin better than the two tone baby
Ain't nothin better than the skinhead reggae
You see the rude boys runnin in place
To the heavy bass
That's makin them crazy

You see them prowlin on the streets at night
You're steerin clear cuz a rudie can fight
If you're a fool and offend him you might meet the wrong end of a switchblade knife

Pirate Crew, makin noise
Reppin hard for the mile high boys
Pirate Crew, cruisin the streets
Feelin at home on the cold concrete

We got a place to go at night
The kinda music get ya feelin all right
Full of people like you, gonna make you forget all the problems in your life
We'll be there stompin in our Creepers and boots
Lookin just right and feelin real loose
We got punk rockers, rude boys, skinheads, thugs and psychobillys too

Pirate Crew, makin noise
Reppin hard for the mile high boys
Pirate Crew, cruisin the streets
Feelin at home on the cold concrete 

4. Port to Port lyrics
Port to Port
Ridin reckless on the road
Speedin timebomb about to blow
This road will take its toll, but
We rock, we roll
This is our open sea
The only life for me
We live it recklessly but
That's the price of feelin free

Port to Port
Come to your town
Port to Port
And tear it down
Port to Port
We come to take
Trail of dead cities in our wake

Out west
Down south
We're rollin all around
And sometimes there's no crowd
But that won't get us down
We're followin our souls
Yeah we lost all control
And so we'll roll whichever way that wind will blow

Port to Port
Come to your town
Port to Port
And tear it down
Port to Port
We come to take
Trail of dead cities in our wake

Ridin reckless on the road
Speedin timebomb about to blow
This road will take its toll, but
We rock, we roll
This is our open sea
The only life for me
We live it recklessly but
That's the price of feelin free

Port to Port
Come to your town
Port to Port
And tear it down
Port to Port
We come to take
Trail of dead cities in our wake  

5. A Knuckle to the Nose lyrics
A Knuckle to the Nose
You walked in somethin wasn't right
Got a feelin' there's gonna be blood tonight
I ought to kick you out of my house
For the stupid shit comin out of your mouth

We will put you in your place
A knuckle to the nose, a boot to the face
We'll bring the hammer down on you
Justice served by Pirate Crew

Somethin about you rubs me wrong
Swastika tattoo on your arm
Can't hold your booze you're in my face
Shut your mouth I'll put you in your place

We will put you in your place
A knuckle to the nose, a boot to the face
We'll bring the hammer down on you
Justice served by Pirate Crew  

6. Got Time lyrics
Got Time
Well I know that life's rough
But the tough get going when the goin gets tough
And you don't think you'll get by
But you're never gonna know if you never even try
And I know that the outlook don't look good
Not savin money and you wish you could
But you're still young, you've got time
So keep your head up and you're gonna be fine

Don't count on karma
Don't count on your mamma
Cuz they never done nothin but shit on you
If you're strugglin baby
Just grab my hand and I'll pull you through

Everybody feels this recession
But you gotta learn to channel your aggression
Just lose youself in this rhythm
Try to be thankful for the things that you're given
And I know that the outlook don't look good
Not savin money and you wish you could
But you're still young, you've got time
So keep your head up and you're gonna be fine

Don't count on karma
Don't count on your mamma
Cuz they never done nothin but shit on you
If you're strugglin baby
Just grab my hand and I'll pull you through

7. Loosen Up lyrics
Loosen Up
Nobody's original
Everything's been done
Loosen up, Loosen up have a little fun
You're tryin to hard and you're killin my buzz
Loosen up, Loosen up, have a little fun

Whoa oh, there's somethin that I got to say
And I hate to say it but you can't be unique and punk
Whoa oh, hate to see you this way
Cuz you're tryin too hard and you're not havin any fun

Nobody's original
Everything's been done
Loosen up, Loosen up have a little fun
You're tryin to hard and you're killin my buzz
Loosen up, Loosen up, have a little fun

Whoa oh, listen to the way we play
We're not tryin to impress we just needed a place to dance
Whoa oh, ain't gonna beg you to stay
But you payed for the ticket, so knock a few back and dance

Nobody's original
Everything's been done
Loosen up, Loosen up have a little fun
You're tryin to hard and you're killin my buzz
Loosen up, Loosen up, have a little fun 

8. We're Faggots lyrics
We're Faggots
You hate us but we don't hate you
Never even heard your fucking name
But you give us a name, it's fag
Just because we're not the same

You're insecure and so you say
(We're faggots)
I don't fuck men but still I'm gay
(We're faggots)
If you don't like me go away
(We're faggots)
Call me faggot one more time
and I might prove you right

I guess it's 'cause we don't play sports
or maybe 'cause our clothes have different labels than yours
Can't see the reason for your hate.
You start a fight, what for?

You're insecure and so you say
(We're faggots)
I don't fuck men but still I'm gay
(We're faggots)
If you don't like me go away
(We're faggots)
Call me faggot one more time
and I might prove you right 

9. Go Green lyrics
Go Green
Baby look at that big brown cloud
Goes with your beautiful eyes
Hangs over this city all day
But you can only smell it at night
There's shit on the ground as I'm walking along
Yeah look at me coughin up both my lungs
Lookin around there's something wrong
I just can't put my finger on

What are we gonna do when the ominous threat becomes real
We can push it to the back of our minds
And put it off like world war two
It will only come back to haunt us
Like these things always do
And our kids aren't gonna want us
If we ruin the world

You're goin green

Fuck it, I'd rather watch TV
Than waste my time huggin all them trees
And the worries of the earth weren't caused by me
So I'm leavin all the savin to the mighty Green Peace
It's plastic not paper please
I don't do recycling
If the world's fucked up then let it be
I won't waste my time going green

What are we gonna do when the ominous threat becomes real
We can push it to the back of our minds
And put it off like world war two
It will only come back to haunt us
Like these things always do
And our kids aren't gonna want us
If we ruin the world

You're goin green

10. Self Made Man lyrics
Self Made Man
I've made bad decisions
They're my mistakes that I can't take back
Don't dwell on what I've done
Worry about yourself
I have a voice of reason and a steady train of thought
It filters out your bullshit
Keeps the fresh throws out the rot
I don't want you
Just let me be
Just back down
Your lesson isn't what I need

What I did back then shows I'm just human
And if you don't believe in me I do

Look at me, I'm just fine
Both on the outside and on the inside
But you still don't get it
"You worthless piece of shit"
I'm a self-made man and I've got a plan
So fuck off I use my own two legs to stand
Until you give a shit you don't mean shit to me
and if you get in my way you'll be the one who pays

What I did back then shows I'm just human
And if you don't believe in me fuck you

11. Career Suicide lyrics
Career Suicide
What does it take to live this life
What is success and what is the price
I'm havin fun and I'm livin it up
But I know I got here from where I came from

And that's one thing I don't want to forget
Sometimes I need a reality check

I know I'm young, what do I care
I set my own fate yeah I'm prepared
I've done my best and I always will
It comes from the heart that's nothing new

And that's one thing I won't let get to my head
My body would be living but my soul would be dead

I haven't been here long but it's plain to see
That it's easier to fail than to succeed
Do what you love is what I've been told
Time and time again it never gets old

And that's one thing I don't want to forget
My body would be living but my soul would be dead

12. A Lesser Man lyrics
A Lesser Man
Live on, Live on
Live on I got to be so strong
Live on, Live on
Live on I got to be so strong
A Lesser Man
A lesser man would fall
A Lesser Man
A lesser man would fall


Spinnin' my wheels
Can't get back out
I had my self esteem
But now I'm full of doubt
I'm steppin into a fight that never had to be fought
I thought I was a teacher but I have much to be taught
I'm fuckin up at every fuckin chance that I get
And always fuckin sayin I have no regrets
But I was just wrong, so fuckin wrong
Tryin to live fast soon I will be gone

Live on, Live on
Live on I got to be so strong
A Lesser Man
A lesser man would fall
A Lesser Man
A lesser man would fall

I was an ass, 'cause I assumed
But now I'm just shit because I was consumed
By a monster that I created
I gotta pick it up before I become what I hated
No longer fuckin' up at every chance that I get
I hate to say it but I have regrets
But I'll be strong, so fuckin strong
Gonna take my time and move along

Live on, Live on
Live on I got to be so strong
A Lesser Man
A lesser man would fall
A Lesser Man
A lesser man would fall 
Tried and True Black and Blue, 2011
Self Released
   
  Side A: Left Alone - Empty Bottles
Side B: Potato Pirates - Self Made Man
Left Alone Vinyl Split Series #1, 2011
Smelvis Records
   
  1. Port to Port lyrics
2. Rudecore lyrics
3. Self Made Man lyrics
4. We're Faggots lyrics
Port to Port 2010
Self Released
   
  1. Fifth Finger Amputee
2. Judge by Character lyrics
Judge by Character
Well I see that you were lookin at me
But you don't wanna talk
I don't get your american dream
If it ain't rich, white, patriotic, christianity
Then you close your mind
And you call the fuckin police

Judge by character
Not by skin
Not by appearance
Look within

Well you may look high class
And your house is big and clean
But you don't fool me cause I've seen your thoughts
And you're not quite what you seem
On the outside you appear friendly and turn your nose at greed
But on the inside you're bitter,
Your soul's in the shitter, on the inside you're the freak

Judge by character
Not by skin
Not by appearance
Look within 

3. Goin Nowhere lyrics
Goin Nowhere
I'm headed fast for nowhere
I'm headed fast for nowhere

Flippin fuckin burgers, never in my parents plan for me
And they look down, and you look down
Looked down on by society
You worry too much, live for now
And please don't tell me what to be
Your lives are gonna pass you by
While all your eyes are fixed on me

Grab my board and I head to the show
Finger in the air fists ready to go
If they're playing it loud
Then you know I'm home

I'm headed fast for nowhere
I'm headed fast for nowhere

Nine to five, eleven to seven
All good workers go to heaven
Work for insufficient funds
That don't add up to cost of livin
Tell me my dreams won't come (true!)
Dreams are better left for (fools!)
What am I supposed to do
I work with just what I've been given

Grab my board and I head to the show
Finger in the air fists ready to go
If they're playing it loud
Then you know I'm home

I'm headed fast for nowhere
I'm headed fast for nowhere 

4. Mindslaughter lyrics
Mindslaughter
Like spitting blood the way I sing
A blood curdling melody to sing you all to sleep
Your virgin ears are being raped
It's nails on a chalkboard every time we play

Get up
Let's go
Let's start this fucking show
Tonight
I wanna fight
Let's show them what we're all about
Get up
Let's go
Let's start this fucking show
Tonight
I wanna fight
Fists up now here we go

Greasy hair and roadkill breath
Don't change the fucking channel this is not a fucking test
It's piracy we want your souls
Potato Pirates reaching for an all time low

Get up
Let's go
Let's start this fucking show
Tonight
I wanna fight
Let's show them what we're all about
Get up
Let's go
Let's start this fucking show
Tonight
I wanna fight
Fists up now here we go  

5. Lesbian Fight lyrics
Lesbian Fight
There's gonna be a lesbian fight in the backyard
Better run, run, you better run far
This is gonna get ugly just you wait and see
"She had it comin" she said, "I gotta kick her ass"
"She took my girl" she said, "and I won't stand for that"
"I think I'm gonna hire the lesbo mafia to break her knees"
Oh somebody stop this before it turns to world war three

They started pushin now, there's no turnin back
I'm pretty terrified, hope I don't get attacked
These girls have more muscle than I thought and it's scarin me
You say it turns you on, but it should turn you off
These girls are scary man, they'll rip your penis off
And once you've lost your manhood don't you dare come cryin to me
Oh somebody stop it before it turns to World War Three

It's only getting worse, I better call a cab
Please lend me money man, I swear I'll pay you back
I just wanna get as far away from here as I can be
They're blood is everywhere, this fight will never end
The cops are comin now, they'll lock 'em up and then
They'll kill eachother once they get in prison just you wait and see
Only war can come from envy, and from jealousy
Oh somebody stop this before it turns to World War Three  

6. I Don't Care About That lyrics
I Don't Care About That
Secure job with benefits
Workin for a piece of shit
I'd rather be broke than a tool
Big house, wife and kids
I don't care about bein rich
You know to me you look like a fool.

Material things are a waste of your time
You're only gonna die and
Leave 'Em Behind!
So follow me now and we'll draw the fuckin line
Between our wants and our needs

I don't care about that
The things you find important are petty and cheap
I've got bigger things to think about so
I don't care about that.

Talk about the clothes you wear
You talk about your fuckin hair
Like nothing else matters in the world
To hear you talk it makes me sick
How could a person be so thick
While elsewhere there are dying boys and girls

Material things are a waste of your time
You're only gonna die and
Leave 'Em Behind!
So follow me now and we'll draw the fuckin line
Between our wants and our needs

I don't care about that
The things you find important are petty and cheap
I've got bigger things to think about so
I don't care about that. 

7. Ghost Ship lyrics
Ghost Ship
A ship with jet black sails
Sails forth from depths of hell
Black flag forboding flag
And in its wake just whispered tales
Envelops cities whole
Kill, rape, and take your gold
Devils with hearts so cold
So quick to cut your throat
A changing in the wind
Black sails on the horizon
Run home and tell the town
Impending night of sin
Wake to the sound of canons
Witching hour and something's wrong
You break out in cold sweat when on the wind there comes a song

In shock from evils seen
Haunted by dying screams
The ship that killed your family
Has vanished out to sea
Desperately grasp for clues
Nothing left here for your
Roll up your white sleeve
And turn your body blue
A changing in the wind
Black sails on the horizon
Run home and tell the town
Impending night of sin
Wake to the sound of canons
Witching hour and something's wrong
You break out in cold sweat when on the wind there comes a song 

8. Call the Sheriff lyrics
Call The Sheriff
Well we were indecisive
Another wasted night
Just like so many others
And we just sit inside
But then a brilliant notion
A little plan to skate
And we decide that that's the perfect way to end the day

It's just a lazy session
But then a van arrives
And so does my aggression
I just came to realize
They're on a family outing
They came to ruin my day
I'm gonna flip a lid these fucking kids are in my way

Put a dog leash on your bastard kids
Watch me now (Hey!)
I can't skate with this family here
They just get in my fucking way
I'd shoot them if I had a gun
But now it's time to leave this place
Before we go I wanna (play!)
Knock that goalpost to the (ground!)
What's this lady yelling for? she says she's gonna call the cops well...

Call the Sheriff on us bastard kids 

9. All for Me Grog
10. King of the Road lyrics
King of the Road
Stuck out here in the freezing cold
Got no friends and no place to call my home
This old city won't open its doors
All I got is this bottle to keep me warm

Heart of the city but I'm on my own
No place to go
I'm a mile high but on the bottom rung
King of the Road

This old guitar is all I know
Out on 16th pourin out my soul
Got my hat on the sidewalk and you know what it's for
Got a little change but I can always use more

Heart of the city but I'm on my own
No place to go
I'm a mile high but on the bottom rung
King of the Road

Heart of the city but I'm on my own
King of the Road 
Potato Pirates, 2009
Filthy Beast Records
   
  Compilation featuring "Fifth Finger Amputee"
Snowsurfers and Skaterockers, 2006
Handplant Records